Clothing, shoes and accessories

Posted by Bruce Robinson on Sunday, June 28, 2009 Under: Opinions on life by Ebay category

     Well, what can I say other than the obvious fact that if we didn’t have these, there would be a lot of ugly people running around naked… so in my opinion, clothing, shoes and accessories are basically a good thing.

    I am not a dresser-upper. That is a fact. I will wear a t-shirt till someone makes me throw it away or it finally self-destructs. Now before you think that I am a slob, I am talking about in the home environment. I know that T-shirts have no place at weddings… or funerals… that is why I never attend either of those. Actually, I am baffled at both of these, to some point. Weddings I can kind of relate to. I mean, of course you want all of your friends and society as well to know that you have decided to join in the bonds of holy matrimony with someone who will annoy you for the rest of your days or until such time as you spend thousands of dollars on a divorce, give her all your stuff, then start over, emotionally scarred and beaten down to a mere shadow of your former self. No, I am NOT a cynic, why would you ask that?

    Funerals… are a very creepy sort of thing for me. Obviously they are not for the poor slob in the casket, they could care less about the suit or dress and which casket you picked out for them. They just had their internal organ ripped out with a coat hanger through a small slit here and there and if they are a guy, had to lay there while somebody slathered makeup all over their face! No thank you. When I die, get rid of my body as cheap as you can. I’m not using it anymore, so why bother pampering it and dressing it up and all, really? Slap my ass in a pine box and burn it up, bury the ashes somewhere in the woods and plant a tree in the hole as well. That is a fitting tribute to someone… a majestic oak or pine reaching for the sky and providing the world with life-giving oxygen till some lumberjack hits you with a chainsaw and ships you off to make a 2 by 4 out of… sucks, sure, but still beats the hell out of lying in an overpriced coffin in an overpriced burial plot in some cemetery with high school kids pissin on your head… at least that is my opinion.

    Clothes are overrated. Period. What does it matter if you don’t have the latest trend or craze? Does it make you better or worse? Nah, all it might do is get your ass killed for them new shoes you got on… ever hear anyone get shot and their Walmart sneakers ripped off? Didn’t think so.

    Shoes are something else, too. Women? Why in the world do you wear them super-high heels shoes with the little bitty heels that look like they will snap in two any second? You always look like you are walking downhill… in pain… tell me I am wrong. I can kinda understand wanting to be taller. The studies say that taller people earn more money and get more respect from coworkers. Ever wonder about who does those studies? Well, I will let you in on a well-kept secret. Tall people do those surveys. Uh huh. Then they take them in to the boss and show him or her… and ask for more money. Or respect. And you know what? They get it. Why? Because the studies show… you get it, huh?

     As a male, I don’t want a woman to be as tall as me. Why? Because women that are as tall as I am weird me out. Sexist? Probably… I still hold to the ideal that even if a woman is walking through life next to me, I am still supposed to look out for her and protect her. Why? I cant tell you, perhaps some throwback to medieval time when the man was supposed to be chivalrous and protect the ‘weaker sex’.. or was that the 1950’s? That is the way I am and I see no need to apologize, if it bothers you then stay away from me. No, it isn’t about ‘control’ of a woman, I long ago realized that I have nothing to say about that. Women simply don’t listen to me, which is probably a good thing, for some things anyway. Anyway, back on the shoe thing…

    Woman, if you want to feel ‘equal’ to a man in your life, dump the shoes and spend the money on Tae Kwon Do and then just kick the crap out of him… he will get the message.

 

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Clothing, shoes and accessories

Posted by Bruce Robinson on Sunday, June 28, 2009 Under: Opinions on life by Ebay category

     Well, what can I say other than the obvious fact that if we didn’t have these, there would be a lot of ugly people running around naked… so in my opinion, clothing, shoes and accessories are basically a good thing.

    I am not a dresser-upper. That is a fact. I will wear a t-shirt till someone makes me throw it away or it finally self-destructs. Now before you think that I am a slob, I am talking about in the home environment. I know that T-shirts have no place at weddings… or funerals… that is why I never attend either of those. Actually, I am baffled at both of these, to some point. Weddings I can kind of relate to. I mean, of course you want all of your friends and society as well to know that you have decided to join in the bonds of holy matrimony with someone who will annoy you for the rest of your days or until such time as you spend thousands of dollars on a divorce, give her all your stuff, then start over, emotionally scarred and beaten down to a mere shadow of your former self. No, I am NOT a cynic, why would you ask that?

    Funerals… are a very creepy sort of thing for me. Obviously they are not for the poor slob in the casket, they could care less about the suit or dress and which casket you picked out for them. They just had their internal organ ripped out with a coat hanger through a small slit here and there and if they are a guy, had to lay there while somebody slathered makeup all over their face! No thank you. When I die, get rid of my body as cheap as you can. I’m not using it anymore, so why bother pampering it and dressing it up and all, really? Slap my ass in a pine box and burn it up, bury the ashes somewhere in the woods and plant a tree in the hole as well. That is a fitting tribute to someone… a majestic oak or pine reaching for the sky and providing the world with life-giving oxygen till some lumberjack hits you with a chainsaw and ships you off to make a 2 by 4 out of… sucks, sure, but still beats the hell out of lying in an overpriced coffin in an overpriced burial plot in some cemetery with high school kids pissin on your head… at least that is my opinion.

    Clothes are overrated. Period. What does it matter if you don’t have the latest trend or craze? Does it make you better or worse? Nah, all it might do is get your ass killed for them new shoes you got on… ever hear anyone get shot and their Walmart sneakers ripped off? Didn’t think so.

    Shoes are something else, too. Women? Why in the world do you wear them super-high heels shoes with the little bitty heels that look like they will snap in two any second? You always look like you are walking downhill… in pain… tell me I am wrong. I can kinda understand wanting to be taller. The studies say that taller people earn more money and get more respect from coworkers. Ever wonder about who does those studies? Well, I will let you in on a well-kept secret. Tall people do those surveys. Uh huh. Then they take them in to the boss and show him or her… and ask for more money. Or respect. And you know what? They get it. Why? Because the studies show… you get it, huh?

     As a male, I don’t want a woman to be as tall as me. Why? Because women that are as tall as I am weird me out. Sexist? Probably… I still hold to the ideal that even if a woman is walking through life next to me, I am still supposed to look out for her and protect her. Why? I cant tell you, perhaps some throwback to medieval time when the man was supposed to be chivalrous and protect the ‘weaker sex’.. or was that the 1950’s? That is the way I am and I see no need to apologize, if it bothers you then stay away from me. No, it isn’t about ‘control’ of a woman, I long ago realized that I have nothing to say about that. Women simply don’t listen to me, which is probably a good thing, for some things anyway. Anyway, back on the shoe thing…

    Woman, if you want to feel ‘equal’ to a man in your life, dump the shoes and spend the money on Tae Kwon Do and then just kick the crap out of him… he will get the message.

 

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