Dolls and Bears

Posted by Bruce Robinson on Sunday, August 9, 2009 Under: Opinions on life by Ebay category

  See crafting for the most part, unless we are talking about newer dolls that eat things, poop things or get recalled for ripping little girls’ hair out or having their computer chips replaced by some prankster so that they utter vulgar profanities when activated. Those are not dolls, those are simply mass-merchandised attempts to suck every last dollar out of your pocketbook. And they seem to be doing this very well, judging by the number of new ones that come out each year.

     Bears are useless for the most part. Except for the cute ones that you can send on Valentines Day to your girlfriend, if she likes those. Like most stuffed animals, men would never buy them unless a girl wanted them. Although we have been known to use them for target practice with large caliber firearms after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages. This also necessitates the use of flammable liquids afterwards to destroy the evidence, another male bonding thing that seems to occur during these same drinking episodes.

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Dolls and Bears

Posted by Bruce Robinson on Sunday, August 9, 2009 Under: Opinions on life by Ebay category

  See crafting for the most part, unless we are talking about newer dolls that eat things, poop things or get recalled for ripping little girls’ hair out or having their computer chips replaced by some prankster so that they utter vulgar profanities when activated. Those are not dolls, those are simply mass-merchandised attempts to suck every last dollar out of your pocketbook. And they seem to be doing this very well, judging by the number of new ones that come out each year.

     Bears are useless for the most part. Except for the cute ones that you can send on Valentines Day to your girlfriend, if she likes those. Like most stuffed animals, men would never buy them unless a girl wanted them. Although we have been known to use them for target practice with large caliber firearms after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages. This also necessitates the use of flammable liquids afterwards to destroy the evidence, another male bonding thing that seems to occur during these same drinking episodes.

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Tags: dolls bears targets 


 
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