Dolls and Bears

August 9, 2009

  See crafting for the most part, unless we are talking about newer dolls that eat things, poop things or get recalled for ripping little girls’ hair out or having their computer chips replaced by some prankster so that they utter vulgar profanities when activated. Those are not dolls, those are simply mass-merchandised attempts to suck every last dollar out of your pocketbook. And they seem to be doing this very well, judging by the number of new ones that come out each year.

     Bears are useless for the most part. Except for the cute ones that you can send on Valentines Day to your girlfriend, if she likes those. Like most stuffed animals, men would never buy them unless a girl wanted them. Although we have been known to use them for target practice with large caliber firearms after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages. This also necessitates the use of flammable liquids afterwards to destroy the evidence, another male bonding thing that seems to occur during these same drinking episodes.

 

Crafting

August 3, 2009

Crafting is probably one of the oldest hobbies in America’s history. Even the pilgrims crafted, history tells us. On the first Thanksgiving, I am sure that at least one of the Pilgrim ladies gave one of the Native gals an embroidered scrap of linen as a gift. The recipient using it to blow her nose on probably countered the intentions behind this, but it was the thought that was important.

     Crafting flourished in the New World, probably because there were no WalM...


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Consumer Electronics

July 23, 2009

Stereos and televisions and personal MP3 players and such… a few more things that take away from quality time, for the most part, but on rare occasions can add to it if properly applied. “Music is the gift that keeps on giving,” I was recently told by a close friend of mine. Of course, I think they just wanted a copy of a new CD that I had just purchased, but the thought was still a good one. Although I have to say that music has been a great part of my life. It h...


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Computers and networking

July 17, 2009

     What can I say about computers and networking, really? I sit here using mine, typing away. I check my email, research my writing, play my online games and Google myriad things on a daily basis. I have met people online that I would never have run into without a computer, and have learned so many things through the Internet that my mind feels nearly overwhelmed. Why, just in my junk email alone today, I got my home loan refinanced, met horny women in my area while b...


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Collectibles

July 12, 2009

 

     These are things like autographs and baseball cards and movie props, I suppose. That fact that people collect these things astound me, I have to say. These are all things of Man, and will fade into history except for those few people who have no lives other than to dwell in the past. I am not talking about people like archeologists, who study layers of the earth so that they can tell me that 1500 years ago my ancestors ate fried chicken too, because stuff like t...


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Coins and Paper money

July 7, 2009

     Coins are a pain. I think everything should cost an even dollar amount. After I buy things, then the government can get their odd portion. Speaking of the government, am I the only one that thinks that Congress and the House of Representatives are useless and should be dismantled? After all, the President doesn’t have to listen to them, or consult them or anything, that has been proven over the last few years. We can invade a country without them even knowing abo...


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Clothing, shoes and accessories

June 28, 2009

     Well, what can I say other than the obvious fact that if we didn’t have these, there would be a lot of ugly people running around naked… so in my opinion, clothing, shoes and accessories are basically a good thing.

    I am not a dresser-upper. That is a fact. I will wear a t-shirt till someone makes me throw it away or it finally self-destructs. Now before you think that I am a slob, I am talking about in the home environment. I know that T-shirts have no pla...


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Cell phones

June 20, 2009

     Cell phones… what can you say? They are a lifesaver at times and a pain at others. There seems to be no escaping them, except for the good old excuses “I must have been out of my area is why I didn’t get your call” and “I guess I left it turned off.” But the few times when I broke down or ran out of gas in the middle of winter a mile from the gas station… that is when they were worth their weight in gold. Talking to that special someone for hours whil...


Continue reading...
 

Cars, boats, vehicles and parts

June 13, 2009

     My life has revolved around cars, vehicles, and parts. Not so much around boats, I really don’t have much use for water other than making iced tea with it and showering in it. Although swimming pools surrounded by beautiful women do have their allure, I have to admit. Having been born and living most of my life in Kansas, I really wasn’t exposed to the water much. We did have a farm pond, but it was more mud than water, and I am not sure that you could sink if ...


Continue reading...
 

Cameras and Photography

June 9, 2009

 

     I enjoy taking pictures immensely, as proven by the boxes of photos that I have. Photos of my children doing all sorts of things, pets, cars, scenery, weather, snow, ice, rain… you name it, I have probably taken pictures of it. Some of the time, I have even had the film developed and have gotten to see the pictures that I have taken. My house has scads of rolls of film lying around that I have never “gotten around to” taking in to get...


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About Me

B.L. Robinson
Smalltown Mo

Dolls and Bears

August 9, 2009

  See crafting for the most part, unless we are talking about newer dolls that eat things, poop things or get recalled for ripping little girls’ hair out or having their computer chips replaced by some prankster so that they utter vulgar profanities when activated. Those are not dolls, those are simply mass-merchandised attempts to suck every last dollar out of your pocketbook. And they seem to be doing this very well, judging by the number of new ones that come out each year.

     Bears are useless for the most part. Except for the cute ones that you can send on Valentines Day to your girlfriend, if she likes those. Like most stuffed animals, men would never buy them unless a girl wanted them. Although we have been known to use them for target practice with large caliber firearms after consuming mass quantities of alcoholic beverages. This also necessitates the use of flammable liquids afterwards to destroy the evidence, another male bonding thing that seems to occur during these same drinking episodes.

 

Crafting

August 3, 2009

Crafting is probably one of the oldest hobbies in America’s history. Even the pilgrims crafted, history tells us. On the first Thanksgiving, I am sure that at least one of the Pilgrim ladies gave one of the Native gals an embroidered scrap of linen as a gift. The recipient using it to blow her nose on probably countered the intentions behind this, but it was the thought that was important.

     Crafting flourished in the New World, probably because there were no WalM...


Continue reading...
 

Consumer Electronics

July 23, 2009

Stereos and televisions and personal MP3 players and such… a few more things that take away from quality time, for the most part, but on rare occasions can add to it if properly applied. “Music is the gift that keeps on giving,” I was recently told by a close friend of mine. Of course, I think they just wanted a copy of a new CD that I had just purchased, but the thought was still a good one. Although I have to say that music has been a great part of my life. It h...


Continue reading...
 

Computers and networking

July 17, 2009

     What can I say about computers and networking, really? I sit here using mine, typing away. I check my email, research my writing, play my online games and Google myriad things on a daily basis. I have met people online that I would never have run into without a computer, and have learned so many things through the Internet that my mind feels nearly overwhelmed. Why, just in my junk email alone today, I got my home loan refinanced, met horny women in my area while b...


Continue reading...
 

Collectibles

July 12, 2009

 

     These are things like autographs and baseball cards and movie props, I suppose. That fact that people collect these things astound me, I have to say. These are all things of Man, and will fade into history except for those few people who have no lives other than to dwell in the past. I am not talking about people like archeologists, who study layers of the earth so that they can tell me that 1500 years ago my ancestors ate fried chicken too, because stuff like t...


Continue reading...
 

Coins and Paper money

July 7, 2009

     Coins are a pain. I think everything should cost an even dollar amount. After I buy things, then the government can get their odd portion. Speaking of the government, am I the only one that thinks that Congress and the House of Representatives are useless and should be dismantled? After all, the President doesn’t have to listen to them, or consult them or anything, that has been proven over the last few years. We can invade a country without them even knowing abo...


Continue reading...
 

Clothing, shoes and accessories

June 28, 2009

     Well, what can I say other than the obvious fact that if we didn’t have these, there would be a lot of ugly people running around naked… so in my opinion, clothing, shoes and accessories are basically a good thing.

    I am not a dresser-upper. That is a fact. I will wear a t-shirt till someone makes me throw it away or it finally self-destructs. Now before you think that I am a slob, I am talking about in the home environment. I know that T-shirts have no pla...


Continue reading...
 

Cell phones

June 20, 2009

     Cell phones… what can you say? They are a lifesaver at times and a pain at others. There seems to be no escaping them, except for the good old excuses “I must have been out of my area is why I didn’t get your call” and “I guess I left it turned off.” But the few times when I broke down or ran out of gas in the middle of winter a mile from the gas station… that is when they were worth their weight in gold. Talking to that special someone for hours whil...


Continue reading...
 

Cars, boats, vehicles and parts

June 13, 2009

     My life has revolved around cars, vehicles, and parts. Not so much around boats, I really don’t have much use for water other than making iced tea with it and showering in it. Although swimming pools surrounded by beautiful women do have their allure, I have to admit. Having been born and living most of my life in Kansas, I really wasn’t exposed to the water much. We did have a farm pond, but it was more mud than water, and I am not sure that you could sink if ...


Continue reading...
 

Cameras and Photography

June 9, 2009

 

     I enjoy taking pictures immensely, as proven by the boxes of photos that I have. Photos of my children doing all sorts of things, pets, cars, scenery, weather, snow, ice, rain… you name it, I have probably taken pictures of it. Some of the time, I have even had the film developed and have gotten to see the pictures that I have taken. My house has scads of rolls of film lying around that I have never “gotten around to” taking in to get...


Continue reading...
 


 
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