What’s not to love about babies? I especially like other people’s babies. You can play with them, tickle them, toss them into the air… well, maybe not the last, just ask Michael Jackson about that one. But nonetheless, you can have fun with the little tykes. Then when they get fussy and start bawling or stinking… you can just hand them back to their parents and go on about your business. That is the best kind of baby… at times.

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