Posted by Bruce Robinson on Monday, May 23, 2011
Six months or so, to be exact. And what might have prompted this return, you might ask. And the answer would be... McDonalds.
Not McDonalds, actually... but the pediatricians, and other "health organizations" that are targeting McDonalds, claiming that they are responsible for the obesity of America's children, that they knowingly use their toys and advertising gimmicks to lure children in and then cram fattening, unhealthy food down their little chubby throats.
As an active onlooker over society today, I hate to admit it, but there are actually people out there who will believe that America's obese children ARE all McDonalds fault. I shake my head in dismay, but truthfully, those of us who still retain SOME bit of ability to think logically do see that society is caught up in an ever widening avalanche, rapidly spiraling downward into a whirlpool of lost brain functions, "it's not my fault" denial and THERE IS NO HOPE FOR STOPPING THIS!!!
There WILL be a Zombie Apocalypse. Do you know why I say this with an calm and absolute certainty? Because we are actively creating it even now as I write this. Don't want to believe me? Look at online newspapers. Read the stories there. Everywhere you turn, people accept no responsibility for their actions anymore. There is an excuse for everything that they do. People are killing their children for a multitude of reasons. Mothers are driving their mini-vans into lakes with their toddlers and infants strapped into their car seats. Calmly, one after another, drowning them in the bathtub. Dropping them off in dumpsters, and just recently, microwaving them to death...why? Because they were generally depressed, or maybe specifically suffering from "postpartum depression", or in the microwave case, because the baby's father was seeing another woman. And it's certainly not limited to only the mother's killing kids, because fathers are participating too.
Now "society" has a list of reasons why these parents, or as I like to call them "worthless-pieces-of-feces-waste-of-live-itself meat-bags", are doing this. Now, first off, I would like to disagree. There is no 'reason' for killing your child, only excuses. I take that back... there is one, and only ONE reason that you would ever consider killing your child, and that is... that you realize that there is little chance that you will ever truly be punished for the act.
True, you will probably be caught, and tried in a court of law, and unless you are found mentally incompetent, you will go to prison where hopefully a prisoner who really misses his kids will seek you out and sink a shank into your kidneys 37 times, which would be a true case of Karma biting you in your ass. Oh, wait, you're insane, you cry? You didn't know what you were doing at the time??? Oh come on folks... man up, you just killed your kid, so we're not going to put you in this nice hospital, feed you three squares a day and have this nice man in the white coat talk to you three times a week... we just decided that we are going to give all these nice folks over here in the town square (who happen to have had a child die, or can't have children of their own...) sort of a new carnival booth to try out. It's called "stone the child killer" and was sanctioned by many in the Old Testament, we just decided to bring it back out special FOR YOU...
C'mon folks, let's really take a look at society. Gun control for instance. I'm against it. Once Man has learned something, you can't 'unlearn' it in any way except for ending Mankind. Once we learned to make things go boom, that was it. Only way to erase that ability is to get rid of anyone who knows it, or has the potential to recreate it. You can make a 'gun" out of a chunk of pipe, anything that burns, and something to jam in the end to shoot out of it. Look at a potato gun. Chunk of PVC pipe, some charcoal lighter, a tater and a match. Refined it to a chunk of pipe, some gasoline, a smaller chunk of pipe that will slide inside, and all of a sudden you have a way to shoot someone. Anyone can make it. Look at what the terrorists of the world are coming up with. Heck, they never even use guns anymore, they figured out ways of doing it on a large scale now instead of just killing a few people at a time. Do you think that IED control would work? How about Car Bomb Control? Eh...I can tell I'm veering way off subject here, so back to McDonalds.
Folks, McDonalds do NOT make your kids fat. I can, however, tell you who does. You wanna know? You sure??? Because it's YOU! Nobody else, just YOU... if you aren't taking or making the time to fix meals at home, feed your kids the balanced diet that they have, going out doing family activities to help build their little bodies strong and fit, (and most of you aren't) then YOU are the problem, not McDonalds. Are they at fault for providing the food, or are you, for stopping in there three or four times a week, grabbing a McDouble and fries and soda for the kids because you are TOO BUSY to bother to make them a good meal at home. Guess what... the answer is still "IT'S YOUR FAULT"...
So suck it up America. Realize that it's YOUR conscious decision that is turning your offspring into rotund little porkers, and stop blaming the people who make the food, blame the ones that set it before your kids.
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